what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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