you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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