dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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