no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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