"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wish I could teleport
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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