I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
