butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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