i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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