I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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