If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Randomize
