If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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