the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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