She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Randomize
