420 ftw
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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