Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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