High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Congratulations! We have a period
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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