I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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