We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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