remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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