the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you told grandpa to call you daddy
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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