Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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