I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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