i already hear my dad disowning me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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