Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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