As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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