Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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