you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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