Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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