Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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