I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm really busy with my period
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