Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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