Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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