his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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