p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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