Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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