Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
is it fun? or sober?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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