These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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