You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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