Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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