Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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