I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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