Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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