More tranny stories later!
too bad you live with your parents still
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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