her vagine was all disorganized.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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