Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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