I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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