He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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