so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He shit in the fireplace
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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