You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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