Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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