I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Randomize
