If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
