Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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